Weddings · Bar Mitzvahs · Paid For
Your kids’ big days
will cost a fortune
A wedding runs $85K. A bar mitzvah, $15K. Per kid. But the S&P 500 averages ~10% a year — and your kids won’t need the money for years. Start investing now and compound growth covers most of the bill.
Watch Your Investment Grow
Just $132/month at 10% annual return
You invested $30,208 — compound growth added $54,792
Why It Works
Time is your greatest asset
Compound Growth
Your money works for you. Even modest monthly contributions grow dramatically over 10–20 years at market returns.
Per-Child Planning
Different ages, different timelines, one flat contribution. We calculate the exact amount that covers every child.
Smart Timing
Withdrawals happen exactly when each event occurs — bar mitzvahs, weddings — and the math guarantees coverage.
How It Works
Three steps to peace of mind
Tell Us About Your Family
Add your children, their ages, and the events you want to fund — weddings, bar mitzvahs, and more.
We Calculate the Math
Our algorithm finds the exact flat monthly investment that covers every event, ending at zero.
Get Your Personalized Plan
Receive a detailed report with timelines, projections, and a downloadable PDF for your records.
Run the Numbers
See how little you actually need to invest
Pick an event, set what you want to spend, and watch compound growth shrink the number.
Invest Once
One-time lump sum
Drop one amount into an S&P 500 index fund today. The market does the rest over 19 years.
$13,898
invested today
Grows at ~10% annually for 19 years. You invest once and never think about it again.
10-Year Plan
Monthly for 10 years
Invest monthly into the S&P for 10 years, then stop. The fund keeps compounding on its own.
$180/mo
for 10 years, then hands off
Total invested: $21,644. Contributions stop after 10 years but the fund keeps growing.
Steady & Gradual
Monthly until the event
Small monthly S&P contributions spread across the full 19-year timeline. Easiest on your budget.
$132/mo
for 19 years
Total invested: $30,208. The longest commitment but the easiest on your monthly budget.
Your money vs. the market’s money
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